April 2013
nosdrinker:
when things cost money
macaronivevo:
methlabrador:
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
wurnbo:
why cant all food be 0 calories
How I cross a street
laugh-addict:
I don’t look both ways, I just walk.
When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get...
sodamnrelatable:
hooruss:
some-atoms:
It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look.
self conscious brains aww
fullmetaltail:
smokinghotcronus:
acciolawrences:
Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font
I’m sorry for unintentionally creating a font worse than Comic Sans.
niiglet:
ur butt fits in my hand like its made just for me
davidisbeyonce:
dont look at me ill get a crush on you
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
anescapedfish:
panicatthewhorehouse:
god-particle:
wonderfloniumandfezzes:
nerdsforthebirds:
neurophagy:
sonnetstockmar:
a bisexual pop group called Both Directions
a pansexual pop group called All Directions
an asexual pop group called No Directions
a questioning pop group called Which Direction
a helpful pop group called That Direction
a lost pop group called Can I Have...
December 2012
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
georgia-dream:
all aboard the ‘not getting kissed at midnight on new years’ train: 2013 edition, chooo choooooooo
icicleman:
thatpunnyguy:
what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE
GET OUT
Watchglamydia:
a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
Watchartisticimpact:
breannairene:
mydemisee:
Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor
thats what i wana be in my next life
nikaalexandra:
do you ever hear someone’s name and just
vanillish:
vanillish:
vanillish:
vanillish:
vanillish:
boys (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
their butts ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)
their voices (◡‿◡✿)
their voices when they’re sleepy (◕‿◕✿)
B O Y S (｡♥‿♥｡)
