nosdrinker: when things cost money
macaronivevo: methlabrador: i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
wurnbo: why cant all food be 0 calories
How I cross a street
laugh-addict: I don’t look both ways, I just walk. When a car comes I think to myself, “you got brakes. You hit me I get money.”
birthdays are kinda funny in a way that we get...
hooruss: some-atoms: It’s so weird when people are squeamish about seeing brains because that’s their own brain making a decision that it looks disgusting. Brains don’t like how they look. self conscious brains aww
fullmetaltail: smokinghotcronus: acciolawrences: Do you realize our handwriting is like our own personal font I’m sorry for unintentionally creating a font worse than Comic Sans.
niiglet: ur butt fits in my hand like its made just for me
davidisbeyonce: dont look at me ill get a crush on you
frozenfoods: [esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
anescapedfish: panicatthewhorehouse: god-particle: wonderfloniumandfezzes: nerdsforthebirds: neurophagy: sonnetstockmar: a bisexual pop group called Both Directions a pansexual pop group called All Directions an asexual pop group called No Directions a questioning pop group called Which Direction a helpful pop group called That Direction a lost pop group called Can I Have...
Do you ever go to sleep and forget you have an assignment to do so it’s just like
georgia-dream: all aboard the ‘not getting kissed at midnight on new years’ train: 2013 edition, chooo choooooooo
icicleman: thatpunnyguy: what does Batman like to put in his drinks? JUST ICE GET OUT
glamydia: a stretch we learned at church camp (◕‿◕✿)
artisticimpact: breannairene: mydemisee: Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor thats what i wana be in my next life
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
vanillish: vanillish: vanillish: vanillish: vanillish: boys (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ their butts ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) their voices (◡‿◡✿) their voices when they’re sleepy (◕‿◕✿) B O Y S (｡♥‿♥｡)